Welcome to the first of many nonsensical postings.
Before I post anymore, I think it would only be right for me to introduce myself. I'm James.. now that's over let's crack on.
My inspiration for this blogging lark comes from many nipples of the boredom udder, here's a list shorter than midget's pinky finger:
- My friend's amusing and witty blog, definately not copying in any way
- Immense boredom
- Lack of an outlet for any ideas and thoughts I might have
As you may be able to see from my ever so witty title, I will aim to tickle your funny bone whilst chatting away, helps to cover the boring nature of posts. If things get dire I shall simply resort to cheesey jokes to fill the gap, for example:
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen!
See, classic humour such as that kept you interesting to see what I put next, most likely the false hope that that would be the last of such jokes.
So it is now 12:44, and I need sleep, so I'll finish this pro-blog-ue by leaving you one last joke
What do you call a woman with a tile on her head?
Ruth!
Goodnight amigos!
