Monday 8 November 2010

Films of interest in November and December

the answer... not alot, for me personally..

aside from the obvious 'spectacle that tickles my testicle', i mean of course Harry Potter






Oooft Ginny Weasley, i'd like to be Slytherin into her chamber of secrets, maybe show her a new kind of wand.. enough Potter puns now, as the possible lists is longer than the book list for an O.W.L.S test.. but yeh, id do her.. the only snag with the Potter film is that part two wont be with us til mid way through next year.. grief! Plus we get to see Hermione with hair, unlike her new short hair look where she looks like a 13 year old Polish boy immigrant who has a strange obsession with female make up

secondly, there's Skyline, a new take on the alien invasion movie.. one of many to be released within the space of a year, most notably J.J Abrams' Super 8 (trailer below) where the trailer shows as much information as Thai lady boy's business card





Don't go into the light and all that shiz

thirdly, there's Unstoppable.. which might not be everyone's cup of tea, but to me, all it needs is some rich tea to dunk in it



unstoppable trainfull of chemicals heading towards a passenger train spells impending disaster.. but not with Denzel washington and Captain Kirk.. i mean, Chris Pine.. in it, I mean, Denzel never gets killed off, thus meaning, the day is saved! Huzzah! let's see if this film is unstoppable at the box office? see if its 'train sailing' eh eh?

I'll also be seeing Jackass 3D in a week or so when grant comes for another visit to Lincs, you'll have already seen the trailer, if not.. knock yourself out (but film it so it might get included in Jackass 4!)




but will i go see any of these films mentioned, probably only Harry Potter and Jackass, so the need for this blog.. pointless.. but its more time wasted and if you're reading it, it took you a few minutes closer to death.. so everyones a winner...

...except rapists, they can never win

same with no legged football players, but its not their fault, so we'll let it slide

anyway, think that's all

ciao

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